Agency: Bartle Bogle Hegarty
Chief creative officer
(020) 7612 1777
London, EC1V 5AR
13 August 1964
The daily adventure I share with all the clients and staff that I work with.
That Arsenal fans who back Arsene Wenger's bizarre buying strategy, and seem to think that finishing fourth in the Premier League is still something to be proud of, are deluded.
Work hard, try something new and don't be a wanker.
Try everything I didn't first time round.
Challenges and problem-solving.
This morning, when I caught sight of my gut in the bathroom mirror.
I get excited all the time, so it probably would have been 30 seconds ago.
Mischievous, friendly, honest, gung-ho.
My partners… obviously. But also ping-pong, motorbikes, old cars, creativity, big loud guns, football, Jack Reacher, yoga pants, haloumi, typography, the smell of petrol, plum jam, sun on my face, design, The Black Keys, Ffffound, I Am Player, karma salad, Mario in a penguin suit, tuna steaks with samphire, millionaire's shortbread and nine other totally awesome things I really shouldn't mention.
A machine that could slow down time, and three Fabergé eggs.
Je ne regrette rien.
Best to ask someone else.
Fatally allergic to bullshit and sycophants.