Agency: Grey London
Programme leader and lecturer
West Herts College
Hempsted Road, Watford, WD17 3EZ
9 July 1957
Getting e-mails from students to say they have been hired.
Sven Goran Eriksson doesn't know what he's doing.
Go big or go home.
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
When I woke up this morning to find I was alive.
Outwardly Clint Eastwood, inwardly Dolly Parton.
Leicester City FC.
Put a sheep's eyeball in Vanessa Boulter's blazer pocket during biology.
I'm unreasonable. I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.
Only five seconds slower than Usain Bolt over 100m.