Agency: Bartle Bogle Hegarty
Chief strategy officer
London, EC1V 5AR
29 November 1965
Something new every single day.
It's not about the what, it's all about the why.
Keep it simple.
Savour it a little bit more.
My job. I fucking love it. Just when you think you know what you're talking about, everything changes and you have to start all over again. Bonkers, but brilliant.
Using a metaphor for onanism in a pitch to explain how the reader of a popular women's magazine might feel. To a female client. Not good.
Seeing the family after a weekend away.
A thinner, fitter, more sober, possibly better-looking and definitely less promiscuous Charles Bukowski.
Sunshine. Anyone who ever complains it's too sunny should be ashamed.
Started just about everything I've done in life a little bit earlier.
Said "yes" when in hindsight I should have stuck to my guns and said: "I'm sorry, but no."
I don't suffer fools at all gladly, and I can be a tad strong-minded. For these and all my other sins that I cannot now remember, I am truly sorry.
In possession of a 36-inch inside leg.