Agency: Bartle Bogle Hegarty
Executive creative director
Ogilvy & Mather
(020) 7345 3005
10 Cabot Square, Canary Wharf, London, , E14 4QB
1 February 1965
That it's not really a job.
The Church of England entered the 20th century opposed to buggery and in favour of fox-hunting. By the start of the 21st century, it had reversed its position.
Keep passing the open windows.
Buy shares in Apple – $50,000 invested then would be worth $10 million now. The trouble is I could barely scrape together enough cash to invest in a new pair of socks at the time.
The patter of rain on a tin roof.
I had just finished a late-night-out, garlic-infused kebab before jumping into a cab. I smelt so distractingly fragrant the cab driver sprayed his car with air freshener the moment I got out.
When our dog Hunter won the best-dressed prize at the school dog show.
Not entirely unpretentious.
Emulated the hairstyle of Blancmange frontman Neil Arthur for the better part of my youth.
A pathological inability to bite my tongue.
Inclined to wear masks on planes. Creepy, eh?