Harry Carless (yes, that's his real name) has created a website, www.pitchslave.com, promoting himself in the hope that an agency would use him on a pitch and then train him up as an account handler so he can finally get himself a set of wheels. It seems to be working, as OgilvyOne has already taken him for a spin.
Campaign Manager £28-35k Direct Recruitment, London (Central), London (Greater)
Creative Design Manager £35k-£40k per annum + benefits McKay Williamson, London (West), London (Greater)
Flame Artist - Visual Effects Negotiable Sky, London