DIARY: I’m only a punter but...
campaignlive.co.uk, Friday, 29 March 1996 12:00AM
I’m longing to become a copywriter but I can’t understand why, oh why, when society has been all but destroyed, more and more ads want us to interact. Are some agencies attempting to instigate the great rebuilding of society single-handedly? Even though it took the government more than 17 years to do the contrary?
I’m longing to become a copywriter but I can’t understand why, oh why,
when society has been all but destroyed, more and more ads want us to
interact. Are some agencies attempting to instigate the great rebuilding
of society single-handedly? Even though it took the government more than
17 years to do the contrary?
Yes, that’s it. There’s an undercover operation going on here. HHCL -
Hitting Hard the Conservative Label. Presumably, DDB Needham wants us to
assist in this coup d’etat by eating fewer pork pies. I guess the
Saatchis (old and new) want nothing to do with this uprising - disguised
as interaction. Where, I wonder, does Grey stand on this?
I’m all for interaction - in society, with Americans and Germans even,
and in particular I’d love to interact with any of the aforementioned
agencies - but in ads? Oi, interaction? NO!
I find the Martini, McCain Pizza and the Lemon Tango ads fairly
compelling and original. Indeed, there’s little I enjoy more than
watching the ads, in between the rest of the crap, while eating a
heavily topped pizza sipping a Martini and lemon, but there’s no way I’m
going to get off my arse and interact there and then.
And now? It’s Thursday. I finish a swim, pop over to Goodge Street to
pick up a Campaign, calm, relaxed, avoiding any interaction with
tourists or traffic. I flick through a few pages and there it is -
The next copy test I do, should I entice creative directors to interact
with, say, Easter eggs?
I can see it now - a young mother is having coffee with a friend (her
young daughter is nearby, too young to interact). ‘I got this dreadful
stain on my new wear-on-the-outside corset. I tried and tried but
couldn’t clean it. Finally, I gave it to my mother and guess what? She
got rid of it before I could say Cadbury’s.’ The friend replies, ‘Well,
you can’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs.’
Next scene. The young child hands some Easter eggs to her grandmother:
‘I thought you’d like to suck these, granny.’
Interacting voiceover: ‘What happens next? Does the granny suck the
eggs? Does she sit on them? Or does she break down in tears saying,
‘Arthur, you’ve come back!’ Phone now and find out.’
If this is the future, I’m off to Albania.
Send your rants to Stefano Hatfield, 174 Hammersmith Road, London W6
This article was first published on campaignlive.co.uk
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