campaignlive.co.uk, Friday, 31 March 2006 12:00AM
"The sight of two bald men fighting over a comb may be a good spectator sport for the financial press, but will only provide instability for the people trying to make sure there is something left worth fighting for." - Stuart Prebble, the former ITV Digital chief executive, on Greg Dyke's bid to take over ITV and oust Charles Allen
"As a parent, I don't think it should be sat next to Disney Princess. But this is a mainstream men's magazine. If you put it on a table next to a porn mag, it would take two seconds to work out which is which." - Phil Hilton, the editor of Nuts, after the Home Office approved new guidelines to move lads' magazines on to newsagents' shelves out of the reach of children.
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