Oh dear. The publishing company, Cabal, seems to be having a few
problems with willies these days. First, it emerges that one of Cabal’s
backers is none other than Lord Archer, who recently has had some
trouble keeping his in his pants.
Then the company’s ad director, Charmian Denison, announces on national
TV this week (Trouble Between the Covers, BBC2, 17 January) that she’s
happy to perform oral sex on any media buyer willing to make an
Heaven only knows what she’d do for a series booking.