You’re a fruity lot, aren’t you? Evidence from Cosmopolitan’s
sinsational 200 Sex Confessions booklet points squarely to the fact that
our industry lives up to its reputation for hedonistic living.
Evidently intended to represent a cross-section of the population, the
booklet’s most consistently grubby stories come from a healthy number of
’advertising and marketing executives’ who clearly enjoy engaging in
spontaneously rampant behaviour.
One advertising executive referred to only as ’Tim, 31’ left his
germ-paranoid boss apoplectic after considerately leaving bottom cheek
marks on the glass-top conference table following some extremely rampant
misbehaviour with his girlfriend.
’Brian’, an advertising director, got a little more than he bargained
for after going al fresco in a country field with his girlfriend - and a
And then there’s hopeless braggers like ’advertiser Nick, 27’, who
claims an attractive air stewardess went beyond the call of duty to
offer a far more personal service in the toilet during a business class
trip to New York. ’We had incredible sex,’ he boasts most
unconvincingly. Clearly the daily toil of dreaming up fantastical ways
of advertising dull products has taken its toll on this poor, deluded
So do you recognise any of these offenders? Or are you yourself guilty
of drinking too much at the office party and eyeing the conference table
appreciatively through hazy beer goggles? Remember that if you must
engage in such debauchery in the agency, your intrepid Diary is bound to
find out about it. Especially if people write in and tell us.