Campaign Diary: I’m only a punter but ..

’Sorry it took so long’ proclaims the strapline on the posters for the ’new’ Flyte bar from Mars. Even the TV work shows women performing violent acts on the Mars spokesperson for keeping Flyte from them for so long. What on earth do they mean by ’Sorry it took so long’? What a load of crap.

’Sorry it took so long’ proclaims the strapline on the posters for

the ’new’ Flyte bar from Mars. Even the TV work shows women performing

violent acts on the Mars spokesperson for keeping Flyte from them for so

long. What on earth do they mean by ’Sorry it took so long’? What a load

of crap.



Flyte bars are not new, Mars has been selling them for years. The only

difference is that it used to call it Milky Way, ’the sweet you could

eat between meals without ruining your appetite’.



Those of you who ate Milky Ways then will remember tasting the old

chocolate fluffy centre - as opposed to the new white fluffy centre. The

’new and improved’ Milky Way bears an uncanny resemblance to the new

Mars Flyte which is, in itself, supposed to be brand new. What is even

more bizarre is the Flyte bar comes packaged as two small bars in one

wrapper.



Funnily enough, so does Milky Way.



The only reason that the Flyte bar has taken so bloody long to produce

is that Mars had to first change the Milky Way’s choco-late fluffy

filling to a white fluffy filling and rebrand the product as ’new and

improved’, then remove a bit of fat from the chocolate fluffy

filling.



When you look closely at the fat content, it shouldn’t have taken them

that long to trim off a bit of sugar. I mean, Flyte contains 14.6g of

fat against Milky Way’s 16.8g, and 435kcals per 100g against Milky Way’s

451kcals.



Replace some of the sugar with Nutrasweet and I’m sure Mars’s average

dieter wouldn’t notice.



After all that hard work, Mars then puts it on the market, calls it

Flyte and positions it as a revolutionary low-fat chocolate bar for

susceptible women to buy.



Sorry it took so long? You liars!



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