CAMPAIGN DIARY: Lowes staffer looks to sell his saucy scooter through pulling power

Help is at hand for WCRS’s Leon Jaume who, as we reported last week, has been deprived of his beloved Ducati bike by an opportunist thief.

Help is at hand for WCRS’s Leon Jaume who, as we reported last

week, has been deprived of his beloved Ducati bike by an opportunist

thief.



Lowe Howard-Spink’s Tom Knottman won a gorgeous customised Velocifero

scooter (right) in a competition run by the SuperStock photo library

earlier this year, and has since been trying to sell it.



Such a purchase would be the ideal solution to Jaume’s vehicular

difficulties and keep the bike in the industry. Knottman has only

advertised the bike internally via his agency’s e-mail where he boasted

that all the top celebrities (including Jonathan Ross and members of

Oasis and U2) own them.



In a rather desperate bid to make the deal more enticing, Knottman also

claimed that the buyer would automatically be more attractive to women

or men.



We were intrigued as to why he didn’t want to keep such an obvious

sex-appeal enhancer. Perhaps he thinks he is so attractive that he has

no need of the babe magnet.



Jaume, who we’re sure doesn’t need anything to make him more attractive

to women (not if the homage paid to him on Campaign’s website is

anything to go by), does need some transport and should give Knottman a

call. Although the bike retails at about pounds 1,800, the best offer

secures.



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