Christmas shopping - Do you believe in e-Christmas?

The modem I got for Christmas in 1997 has been doing overtime this month. It’s normally used only for email and checking what’s on at the cinema, but this is e-commerce’s first proper Christmas, so I’ve decided to put online shopping to the test. My aim is to spend those last shopping days at home, throwing another log on the fire and reaching for a mince pie. My credit card has been propped up next to my mouse for the past week, and things are looking good so far. An estimated 27 per cent of UK internet users now purchase via the web, according to recent research from CommerceNet, but will I make it to 25 December without a single trip to Selfridges?

The modem I got for Christmas in 1997 has been doing overtime this

month. It’s normally used only for email and checking what’s on at the

cinema, but this is e-commerce’s first proper Christmas, so I’ve decided

to put online shopping to the test. My aim is to spend those last shopping

days at home, throwing another log on the fire and reaching for a mince

pie. My credit card has been propped up next to my mouse for the past

week, and things are looking good so far. An estimated 27 per cent of UK

internet users now purchase via the web, according to recent research from

CommerceNet, but will I make it to 25 December without a single trip to

Selfridges?



It would be great if everyone wanted books and CDs, but my sister

specifically wanted the original seven-inch vinyl record of Baccara’s

disco anthem Yes Sir, I Can Boogie. I went to Amazon, thinking I might at

least find a clue, and clicked on a section called Amazon zShops, not

knowing what it was. This led me to a whole new section of goods -

including antiques and comics - which also listed vinyl. I did a search

and found it in less than five minutes. Part of me was disappointed that

it was so easy. I didn’t buy it straight away, deciding to try and order

it somewhere else and keep the one which arrived first.



Avoiding Amazon meant I had to wade through endless pages of music shops

and all the other things that ”vinyl” dragged up - like home pages for

rainwear fetishists. Eventually, I found Netsounds

(www.netsounds.com).



You can’t browse this site, but if you enter the song or artist you’re

looking for, it lists all the places that sell it. Most of the vendors are

small, independent outlets. You pay on the site, which then notifies the

vendor who fulfils the transaction. I found Yes Sir, I Can Boogie for

#4.95 plus #1.50 p&p. It was sold by Collectable Records, a Stafford-based

shop, and the next day I received a confirmation email.



Meanwhile, I returned to Amazon’s zShop to complete my order there. I

found the record (a bargain at #1) and tried to order it. But instead of

being able to buy it there, I was given the email address of another

vendor and told to sort it out myself. The zShop is actually a

marketplace, quite distinct from Amazon’s books/CDs operation. My vendor

was a shop in Edgworth, Lancashire called Rix, run by Richard Wilkes. I

emailed him and, amusingly, he wrote back saying it was easier to buy the

record via Netsounds so I ended up buying the same record from the same

site again, but from Rix. Rix was considerably cheaper, at #2 including

p&p, and the record arrived after two days. The other one, from

Collectable Records, is still at large.



My next mission was a gift for my two-year-old niece. I’d read in The

Observer that eToys (www.etoys.co.uk) was selling Fisher Price Magna

Doodles - one of my own favourite toys as a child - and I decided to

purchase one of these. The Magna Doodle is a magnetic plastic drawing

board, rather like the Etch A Sketch. I left mine in the car at Disneyland

when I was five and it melted in the heat - hopefully my niece will be

spared this trauma.



EToys does sell the Magna Doodle, but it was out of stock. So I went to

Toys ’R’ Us (www.toysrus.co.uk) which had it in stock. I was a bit

confused when I tried to buy it and was redirected to DiscountToys.co.uk,

but this apparently fulfils orders from Toys ’R’ Us. The toy cost #11.78,

with free delivery, and buying it was straightforward. I entered my work

address for delivery, and received a confirmation email soon

afterwards.



However, the next day I received another email telling me that the company

would not deliver to work addresses. Irritatingly, I had to go through the

whole procedure again. Why couldn’t that be clear from the start?



It wasted a whole day.



I re-sent my purchase on a Monday night, and read on the site that

delivery is within three working days by courier, and on weekdays only. I

expected the toy to arrive on Thursday or Friday. It didn’t, but early on

Saturday morning I opened my front door to a nice old lady from around the

corner where my toy had been mistakenly sent. She had given it back to the

courier but wanted to warn me of the mistake. Fortunately, the courier

found the right address as soon as I got back into bed. The box was a bit

dented, but the toy was fine.



After all this, buying books felt like a lazy option, so to spice things

up I turned these purchases into another nail-biting competition. My mum

likes page-turning dramas, so I chose Maeve Binchy’s Tara Road. My dad

specifically asked for T.E. Lawrence’s Seven Pillars of Wisdom. I went to

two different vendors. Which would deliver first?



For Tara Road, I went to Waterstone’s (www.waterstones.co.uk). It was

advertised at a discount #6.99, down to #4.19. But when I went to pay,

there was no discount at all. It was still #6.99 plus #2.45 p&p.

Click!



I was gone.



WHSmith’s site (www.bookshop.co.uk) was more satisfactory. I found the

same book for #5.45 plus #1.95 p&p. The purchasing process was a bit

long-winded, but delivery was promised in two to three days. Amazon came

up trumps for the T.E. Lawrence book: it was on offer at several different

prices, the cheapest being #2.39 plus #2.45 for delivery. I was suspicious

of this price, but I could see the cover and there didn’t seem to be

anything wrong with it. Delivery was promised after one working day.



It would have made more sense to use one vendor to save on delivery, but I

wanted to put them to the test. Both orders were made late on a Monday

night, and both of the books arrived on Wednesday. I was impressed,

although slightly disappointed that my competition had only resulted in a

draw. Still, this is the kind of service that makes you go back for

more.



Most of the gifts I bought were things I’d looked for specifically, which

is probably the best way to approach online shopping, but I did come

across a few gems while browsing. Best of the bunch was Presents Direct

(www.presentsdirect.com), which I arrived at via Rich Clickings

(www.richclickings.co.uk), an A-Z of Christmas shopping sites. Rich

Clickings has a vast amount of links, some more appropriate than others:

it never occurred to me to give someone an insurance policy for Christmas,

for example.



It’s easy to get carried away at Presents Direct. In fact, returning there

for the purposes of this article, I chided myself for not buying the

battery-operated disco skipping rope. I never realised how many things I

needed until I went to this site, which lists items under categories such

as Urban Chic and Toys for Boys. I eventually settled for three items: a

novelty handkerchief for my father with the share pages from Black Monday

printed on it (#5), a box of Sea Monkeys (a retro grow-your-own pet) for

my sister (#6.50), and best of all, a leopard skin ironing-board cover

(#7.50), which is so wonderful I might keep it myself. Delivery is

#3.95.



I filled in all the usual credit card and address details, and clicked to

confirm, but because I had ignored the ”where did you hear of us” box, I

was sent back to do it all again. If there’s one way for an e-commerce

site to annoy its customers, it’s by making them re-enter all their

details after a minor glitch.



The problem got worse, because after re-entering my details the site

seemed to think my shopping basket was empty. It clearly wasn’t, but in

the end I had to quit my browser entirely and start again. Fortunately for

Presents Direct, I really wanted that leopard skin ironing-board

cover.



Delivery was to be after seven working days. It took eight, not including

the weekend in the middle, so this is not a last-minute shopping site.



The items I didn’t find online - or rather, chose not to buy - were

surprising, as I’d expected them to be some of the easiest. They were all

for my brother, for some reason. He wanted a Soundblaster soundcard for

his PC, which a shop near his home in the Netherlands sells for 59

guilders - about #18. Similar soundcards in this country were around #24

at all the major e-tailers, so I’ll be buying it over there.



The other failures were an alarm clock and a bottle of whisky. I found

many alarm clocks, and was particularly taken with a tasteful 1960s-style

Luna clock made of lime-green resin, sold by Kitsch & Co in London

(www.kitsch.co.uk).



It was #24.95 and I got as far as entering my credit card number before

deciding I really wanted to hold the clock in my hand first, and hear what

it sounded like. A bottle of whisky was easily found at The Whisky Shop

(www.whiskyshop.com), but I objected to paying #6.50 for delivery, and

even if it was free, I didn’t see the point in buying it online. There’s

an Oddbins on the corner of my road.



A whole Stilton was to be my final purchase - not as a gift, but as the

centrepiece for my own Christmas party. This was another thing which I

decided was really best bought in person, because the choice online was so

limited and delivery was expensive: Teddington Cheese

(www.teddingtoncheese.co.uk) only had one choice and delivery is #5.95. I

also wasn’t sure I wanted a 10lb Stilton delivered to work and left to

fester under my desk for the afternoon.



All things considered, then, is it possible to organise a whole Christmas

with your mouse and a credit card? Of course not - unless you are very

determined or can afford Fortnum & Mason hampers. There are enough

reliable e-tailers to ease the stress, but show me a fully online

Christmas and I’ll show you 10 Amazon books and a turkey sandwich. The

sites that work best are those that either give great value for money, or

offer things you wouldn’t have found otherwise. Books and leopard skin

ironing-board covers come under those stipulations. Alarm clocks and

cheese do not.



So have I escaped the evil clutches of Selfridges this season? Yes, but I

might just pop into Argos.



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