The races, which took place in Regents Park included the Beer Boat Race, the Three-Legged Race and Liquid Limbo.
Teams were spilt into London Boroughs while Aussie born chief executive Brendan Tansey undertook the role as biased judge perfectly.
Unsurprisingly, one of his decisions was hotly contested by one particular drunk referee, who decided to rugby tackle him to the floor, much to his delight.
Hackney stole the show by legitimately winning most gold’s, although now they can be found at a cut price at Hoxton market.
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