Talking of tottie, what was Robert Campbell doing on the addictively
dire Girlie Show last Friday? Set up as the idiot male creative who
wrote sanpro ads and didn’t know what he was talking about, Robbie ended
up being voted top tottie by the baying audience.
No doubt they couldn’t get the person responsible for ‘now, with wings’
or ‘whoa, Bodyform!’ to appear, so Robbie, creator of the admirably
restrained Lil-lets commercials, was forced to defend other people’s
But we blushed with embarrassment at his one-liners in aid of new types
of sanpro product unearthed by the show. ‘My cup runneth over’ was bad
enough, but ‘if you’re on the rag, and you fancy a shag’ - please.
That’s not the sort of thing we expect of graduates from the David