DIARY: It was a case of down and out of it last week at Campaign awards

The Diary was positively shocked by some of the debauched behaviour at last week’s Press Awards at the Grosvenor House.

The Diary was positively shocked by some of the debauched behaviour at

last week’s Press Awards at the Grosvenor House.



Not half as shocked as one of the waiters was though, when, in the wee

small clearing-up hours, he whisked a tablecloth off a table to find a

couple doing ‘it’ (yep, the whole way) underneath. We’ve heard the

‘looking for an earring’ excuse one too many times.



Actually, about two hours before, when another couple were caught mid-

lap-snog on the balcony. We don’t know why she expected to find his

earring down there, though.



We’d like to share a new expression we learned: ‘Taking in the washing’

- apparently, this refers to the process whereby a pair of knickers

(let’s say red knickers, just for the sake of argument), ends up,

through a bit of rough and tumble, becoming a red g-string.



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