The results were surreal. Colley donned a Captain Chaos outfit and a T-shirt that read: "I'm British and can't speak Estonian. Just keep smiling at me and laughing." With impeccable timing, they found themselves in Tallinn's main square the moment the nation joined the European Union.
All very jolly but, as Estonia's biggest national paper commented, it was hard to hear the celebratory bells over the drunks singing the theme from Minder.