Every year at BMP DDB Needham, the agency has a ‘secretarial awayday’
(party) to thank the 50-plus secretaries for their work. The overnighter
is fancy dress with a top-secret theme until the invites are given out.
These are strictly limited to secretaries, management and the men that
the secretaries vote ‘in’ - that is to say, the men they think are good-
looking or fun, or likely to get more drunk than they are. As you can
imagine, competition is hot. The accompanying poster gem went up on 4
March announcing the theme, which is clearly ‘Stars in their Eyes’.