Diary: Harry meets his match

Diary is enjoying the Prince Harry spread in GQ this month - almost as much as those hilarious pics of him dressed as a Nazi a few years back.

We would have paid to be on set at the photoshoot to celebrate his trek to the Arctic (and not just because one of his trek buddies happens to be the media maven Simon "Dags" Daglish). The banter on the shoot between Harry and the legendary photographer David Bailey broke all kinds of protocol, apparently.

Bailey, 73, spent his time whispering filthy stories in Harry's ear, which sent the prince into hysterics. Then, 15 minutes into the shoot, Harry started to wind Bailey up by saying: "You must have the shot by now. How long does it take?" Bailey responded: "It takes as long as I fucking say it takes."