It never ceases to amaze me. Some of the best creative talents in the
country are cooped up in these agencies, but can they name themselves -
Ad agencies are getting to sound far too much like accountants for my
liking, but then you wouldn’t expect an accountant to have an
interesting name, would you?
I’m talking about the severe lack of imagination among agency owners.
When naming a company there are two options: name it after yourself, or
think of something original. Which of these have our leading creative
minds opted for? The dull, egocentric one.
OK, so the people who run these places have put in a lot of time and
effort to establish them, but do they need to name them after
themselves? Even if this is excusable, and maybe it is, after a while
they bring chums in and the names become endless. Duckworth Finn Grubb
Waters, take note, is not catchy and it’s not classy, either.
I feel sorry for new employees of these agencies who, finding themselves
at a party, are asked who they work for. I can’t say I would like to
name half of these places, in full, by memory, after several Buds and
half a bottle of gin.
But that’s not all. Half of these companies don’t even have the word
advertising in their names - a gold star to Hamish Pringle’s K for that
innovative insight. One of the first rules in advertising must be to say
what you are selling. What would Kellogg’s be without Corn Flakes? Just
Let’s start making an effort here. A bit of originality would not go
amiss. You are paying those creatives. Make them get their minds around
this problem - I’m sure they could handle it. The funnier the better.
Let’s have some slogans, even. It’s about time this accountants policy
was left way behind. Give the agencies names that reflect the atmosphere
inside - first one to call itself Under Pressure Advertising wins a
Just a suggestion, but you could start gently by naming your agency
after your first name instead of your last - John’s Advertising sounds
so much more honest.
But, then again, I suppose if it worked for Marks and Spencer, why
shouldn’t it work for you?
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