Those bloody BT ads. As if resurrecting a 20-year-old alien wasn’t
enough, the creative bods on the BT account have seen fit to produce
some of the most cynical and irritating ads this millennium - a title I
am sure they will still hold as the year 3000 dawns.
The execution (for there really is no better way to describe it) that
really got me was the ad where our friendly Roswell survivor picks up
bananas, shower heads and whatever else looks vaguely handset-shaped and
warbles (in that oh-so-cute accent) ’Dad’.
Thank God for ET - he’s managed to get Mum to phone her father just
before he climbs a ladder a la Rod Hull in the pouring rain. Phew! ET
saves the day where Emu failed and Busby wasn’t even called.
And then there’s the children’s party - not really that bad aside from
the overtly PC shot that zooms in on the girl with Down’s syndrome. BT -
they care, and so should we. I’d love to know what community projects
they support to justify this exploitation - I would happily be put
So why, exactly, has BT taken this unfunny and anachronistic approach to
its ads? I’ve heard all the tales of woe about Cable & Wireless’s dire
customer service, but I’m seriously considering switching phone
companies, just to make a point to myself, if not to anyone else.
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