What is it with you magazine publishing people? Am I the only 35-
year-old married male who finds your output lowbrow, embarrassing and
As far as I call tell, all your magazines are aimed either at lank-
haired teenagers who’ve just discovered masturbation (Loaded, FHM,
Maxim) or overgrown schoolboys with receding hairlines who are still
obsessed with birds (Esquire, GQ). Even Arena ditched any pretence of
sophistication years ago in favour of the usual scantily clad B-list
actresses. And Later is simply a huge disappointment - Loaded with
There’s this thing called the net, and there’s plenty of bare flesh on
it if that’s what I require.
You lot have two big problems - you’re obsessed with circulation figures
and you’re sheep. ’Loaded is writing for lads, we’d better do that
too!’; ’Esquire has put a bloke on the cover - we’d better try it!’
Men with brains now turn to a combination of Time, Conde Nast Traveller,
Premiere and Wallpaper to find well-written articles on things that
matter - current affairs, travel, movies, design, food and fashion.
Surely one of you is bright enough to wrap the best of these into a
magazine that I might actually want to buy?
Got something to rant about?
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