Stressed out? In need of a break from picky clients and unreasonable
bosses? Can’t turn your mobile off for fear of missing that crucial big-
Then what you need is a weekend at a health farm. Henlow Grange health
farm in Bedfordshire, to be precise.
Because Channel 4 is making a documentary on stress in the 90s and it
wants to film ‘a professional who is always running around like crazy’
chilling out there.
So we thought, hey, advertising, now there’s a profession, there’s a
stressful job, and we felt that one of you lot would be perfect for it
because, well, you just work too damn hard.
You can have anything from a seaweed wrap to a Thai massage or a cold
press thingy that evidently combats water retention or something.
The catch is that you have to pay for the weekend (we are talking
Channel 4 here, remember), but the exposure would make a nice ad for you
and your agency. Think of the brownie points back at the office, the
appreciative smiles on the clients’ faces, the accelerated career path,
the instantly inflated salary...
Contact Fiona Calvert on 0171-267 9399, then contact us, because we want
the funny pix.