Perhaps inspired by David Lynch's Nissan spot that gave us words such as "spafe", the site informs us that Vizeum is expert in "connectology".
Yes, that's right, "connectology".
For those of you who are quite rightly wondering what the feck this means, the site helpfully also includes a short film, by way of, erm ... explanation.
It shows two young lovers against a moody cityscape, locked in a tender embrace. Behind them handwritten words such as "internet", "e-mail", "SMS" and "trolleys" appear poignantly in the cloudy sky.
Further inspection of the site also reveals the fact that far from being the staff of a second-string network, the Vizeum guys are actually "magicians of memory", "chemists of conversation" and "smile synthesizers". May we also suggest "wizards of wank"?