It’s do or die out there ... kill or be killed. So it’s crucial to
take every opportunity that comes your way to stay one step ahead of the
field. And if that involves a smidgeon of underhandedness, well, all’s
fair in love and war. And golf, of course.
The Gamma TNT golf ball comes packaged in a stick of dynamite, and if
you’re looking to blow your opponents away, this is the kit for you.
This ball sailed into the Guinness Book of Records on 18 April when
British golfer Karl Woodward drove it an incredible 398 yards. But now
the self-professed ’longest legal golf ball in the world’ is available
to everyone from Mr Tiger Woods to Mr lost in the woods.
Each ball is irradiated with gamma rays that create millions of
additional intermolecular bonds. The bonds energise the core to increase
your drives by a claimed 3 to 25 per cent, while still conforming to US
Golf Association rules. Apparently, the ’432 tripentazoid dimple pattern
ensures optimal flight trajectory,’ although you’ll have to take the
manufacturer’s word for that.
So if you love to win, but won’t stoop to treading on your partners’
balls, TNT could blast you to victory.
Two Gamma TNT golf balls pounds 5.95
Available from www.firebox.com and selected stores.