"What was it thinking? This tale of male buffoonery (what man texts his mates for chat-up lines?) is made all the worse by the hammy delivery, cringe-worthy female hair toss at the end and the painstaking product demonstration. We all know how to use a mobile by now, and I'd hope most men realise that chat-up lines are best left to the pages of FHM. Utter tosh."
Kate Nettleton has lost the will to live after watching the latest howler for Vodafone from Bartle Bogle Hegarty: