Diary: Turkey of the week - Clarity Marketing Communications/Midori

Noel Bussey wants to take that Midori bottle and shove it somewhere very unpleasant for the cocky barman in the latest ad by Clarity Marketing Communications for the green drink: "Now flair is a very impressive talent (I may have dabbled myself in my younger years) when not displayed by a smug prick in a stupid hat for the attention of a woman who, while trying to look sexy, actually looks like she needs to take some laxatives. This ad fails on all counts to be cool, sexy or entertaining."