Emma Barns despairs of FCB London's posters for Unilever Bestfoods' Carb Options range: "They succeed in making the range look as disgusting as it sounds, with cringe-making lines such as: 'Enjoy your lower carb curry, but leave the pattern on the plate, Kate.' Give me a good old portion of stodge any day." Seen worse? E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
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