"This ad proves categorically that sportsmen cannot act. That said, it would be unfair to blame this shockingly horrible commercial on its stars alone - everything about it is terrible. It looks like it was filmed on an 80s camcorder by a six-year-old and scripted by his younger brother. So bad, it almost ruined my enjoyment of this Ashes series."
However, Noel Bussey finds himself cringing with embarrassment every time he watches Ocean's Advanced Hair Studio television ad starring the cricket legends Graham Gooch and Shane Warne: