Not quite Last Tango in Paris, but I'm having my Final Orangina in Bonnieux if anyone cares.
1.40am, 13 August
Wow. Apparently every French village has its own mayor and it's nothing to do with 4Sq.com.How quaint.
6.06am, 12 August
Jeez, the French love their tight trunks. But does that make them Speedophiles?
12.11am, 12 August
The great holiday debate: wasps or mozzies? I feel a venn diagram coming on ...
6.38pm, 11 August.