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Guy Murphy, global planning director, JWT

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Am being escorted out of the Penthouse Suite by hotel security. This is too odd for words.

2.00am, 23 June

Porter returns. Lights go on. Turns out I am in the Christian Dior Penthouse Suite. Their mistake. Lots of French-style embarrassment.

1.44am, 23 June

Tried ringing reception but too dark to find room phone. Use mobile in my pocket to call front desk. They say my room "doesn't exist". OK.

1.29am, 23 June

Get taken to numberless room by hotel porter. My key doesn't work, he lets me in, taking his key as he leaves. Lights have just gone off.

1.21am, 23 June.

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