DIARY: Valentine’s day tottie special

‘Roses are red Violets are blue, We may be the Diary, But here’s our Valentine to you’

‘Roses are red

Violets are blue,

We may be the Diary,

But here’s our Valentine to you’

So, it’s the morning after the Valentine’s schmooze-up the night before.

Did Cupid shoot his little arrow straight through your heart? Did you

have the look of love about you last night? And what about this morning,

when the stars had left your eyes and turned them into bloodshot slits,

with the red wine stain around his lips and the garlic hangover wafting

from her breath?

Just in case any of you weren’t depressed enough by the whole commercial

sham of the day - so you didn’t get any cards, then? - here’s the

Campaign staff’s very own Valentine to our top tottie selection.

With heartbreakers like this in the business, you never know what might

develop while waiting for the photocopier.

Have you an industry Valentine we’ve forgotten?


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