The reclusive Barclay twins, still hoping to add The Daily Telegraph to their stable, occupy 42nd spot with £750 million. Richard Desmond, their erstwhile rival for the title, is close behind. His estimated £700 million places him 46th.
The Saatchi brothers are at 305 with £127 million, while Sir Martin Sorrell, their one-time finance chief, comes in at 378 with an estimated £104 million.
And at 950? None other than Michael Winner with £40 million. Please tell us it's nothing to do with Esure.