Well, have it your way. Diary learns that his latest work is a book with a working title of Nice Tits.
"For several years," Virgin Books proudly explains, "Tony Davidson has collected photographs of objects that look like breasts."
Really? And here we were foolishly thinking he'd been working on high-profile ad campaigns.
The blurb continues: "Nice Tits is a surprising photographic collection of breast-like objects along with the thoughts of ordinary men who love them."
But rather than top-shelf smut, the images include street lamps, alarm bells and fire hydrants.