I’m in the Big League now. Forget the Internet and its paltry 30 million
readers - true catharsis is having your diary published in the Campaign
Diary (24 November). Get it all out in the open. And anyhow, you
couldn’t buy publicity like that... (well, you could, but it’d cost
So what’s new with my life? Well, nothing really - the tedium of routine
in order to forget.
Oh - am I now getting higher ratings than Hollyoaks? Can anyone
recommend a good syndication company? I’d need to fake some sex scenes
to get the Americans interested, I think, but creative writing is not a
And the first person to approach me to do a project on the basis of this
piece gets a discount.
Rael Fenchurch, firstname.lastname@example.org