"I should be happy that other agencies produce mediocre work but I'm not, because it brings down the standard of our industry, which I love." - TBWA\London's chairman and executive creative director, Trevor Beattie, has seemingly forgotten his own agency's work for Abbey
"I hope you've seen me before. I have been in your home before. Why don't you take a seat in front of the TV and wait for me?" - This copy from a five mailing, promoting the new series of CSI:NY, scares some viewers witless. The Advertising Standards Authority has blocked further distribution of the mailing, which contains spoof contents from a crime scene.