"It's very cold and very small, just the size of a dead body ... but I hope it's not mine." - Camilla Rhodes, the managing director of News Magazines, describes her morgue-like office in Chelsea
"Rolling Stone once had an under-assistant for West Coast promotion. I'll give you a hint and a tip. The shorter the job title, the more powerful the man or woman." - Felix Dennis, the "owner" of Dennis Publishing, has a pop at overblown US job titles.