"It's impossible for us to be as arrogant as we used to be. But memories are long in this business, so we may have to reach a consensus about its replacement." - Michael Grade, ITV's executive chairman, on the Office of Fair Trading-led review of CRR
"I have been asked to make lots of other ads ... one in which I was supposed to be living in marital bliss with Alice Cooper. I didn't have any trouble turning that one down." - The Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe on her appearance in a TV ad for Rana pasta.