King Nick by Ogilvy Advertising
King Nicholas I is the monarch of the world's smallest empire. His grand palace is a two-berth caravan, with a potentially perfect view but no window. He can knight you for a tenner (for which you get a certificate and a plot of land roughly the size of a large foot). So, do you want to join the Copeman Empire with a population of one, or Brand Republic with a population of 215,000 of your peers?