My new beard.And what's been your biggest disappointment?
Summer transfer window.When was the last time you surprised yourself?
7.21am. 07.09.15. In the bath. I didn't know you could do that.If you could change one thing about the industry at the moment, what would it be (and why)?
I'm bringing back sexy.How do you get your creative juices flowing?
Open a vein.You're planning a fun night out. Who from the industry would be your (fantasy) playmates (and why)?
Jerry Della Femina, George Lois, Ed McCabe. The original Mad Men.The internet has been banned. What do you miss most (and why)?
Arseblog. Passionate, partisan but independent, articulate and funny.What's the last Google search you did?
How to spell Della Femina.The robots are coming. What would you get yours to do for you?
Something utterly disgusting, then send out for pizza.When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Adored.All the world's culture (art, music, literature etc) is about to be destroyed. What one thing would you save (and why)?
The Holland-Dozier-Holland songbook. A poignant reminder of what it is to be alive and in love.I'm still here because…
I hide in the toilets.