My daughter's school report.And what's been your biggest disappointment?
Campaign's school report.When was the last time you surprised yourself?
Whenever I see a photograph of myself these days, I'm surprised and depressed in equal measure.If you could change one thing about the industry at the moment, what would it be (and why)?
There are clearly not enough slightly overweight, white, middle-aged, middle-class men of influence in the industry.How do you get your creative juices flowing?
By tapping in to the collective brains of the mad geniuses at Goodstuff.You're planning a fun night out. Who from the industry would be your (fantasy) playmates (and why)?
In fairness, I do pretty well with my current bunch of playmates. A whole lot of fun and I seem to remain the right side of alive afterwards.The internet has been banned. What do you miss most (and why)?
Free porn.What's the last Google search you did?
Looking at the alarming number of police operations investigating criminality by our parliamentarians.The robots are coming. What would you get yours to do for you?
Cook brilliantly.When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
First a tramp, then a creative director. Genuinely. So nearly succeeded on both counts.All the world's culture (art, music, literature etc) is about to be destroyed. What one thing would you save (and why)?
Would it be cheating to say the British Library?I'm still here because…
… you keep asking me to be. (Thank you).