CAMPAIGN DIARY: Le dirt from Cannes

A certain indefatigable creative amazed everyone with his drive to make ’friends’ with nearly all of female delegates in Cannes and seemed oblivious to the fact that his failure to get his leg over was because he didn’t change out of the same black trousers and black T-shirt ensemble for three days.

A certain indefatigable creative amazed everyone with his drive to

make ’friends’ with nearly all of female delegates in Cannes and seemed

oblivious to the fact that his failure to get his leg over was because

he didn’t change out of the same black trousers and black T-shirt

ensemble for three days.



He finally pulled while watching the Holyfield/Tyson fight when he was

seen putting on his glasses, presumably to watch the fight. It was only

as he stared intently at the bejewelled hand resting on his inner thigh

that we knew his luck was in. The happy couple were last seen at Nice

airport, with him proclaiming undying love.



Monday morning saw her office brimming over with bucketloads of designer

flowers



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