A certain indefatigable creative amazed everyone with his drive to
make ’friends’ with nearly all of female delegates in Cannes and seemed
oblivious to the fact that his failure to get his leg over was because
he didn’t change out of the same black trousers and black T-shirt
ensemble for three days.
He finally pulled while watching the Holyfield/Tyson fight when he was
seen putting on his glasses, presumably to watch the fight. It was only
as he stared intently at the bejewelled hand resting on his inner thigh
that we knew his luck was in. The happy couple were last seen at Nice
airport, with him proclaiming undying love.
Monday morning saw her office brimming over with bucketloads of designer