CAMPAIGN DIARY: Ode to the great Tony Kaye written by, well, TK himself of course

Tony Kaye, despite annoucing last year that he was quitting commercials in order to pursue his dream of creating an Andy Warhol-style Factory of artistic talent, is keeping busy.

Tony Kaye, despite annoucing last year that he was quitting

commercials in order to pursue his dream of creating an Andy

Warhol-style Factory of artistic talent, is keeping busy.



When not exchanging words with McCann-Erickson over a recent problematic

Bacardi shoot, he is writing poetry.



Below is printed his charming contribution to this week’s feature, Me

and My Hero, in which we discover that the the most famous film director

of this or any other generation has as his hero ... Tony Kaye. Heaven

knows why we could only find space on the Diary page to print this

nonsense (surely ’masterpiece?’ TK).





I, I, I, I Said me, I, I.



Said the captain of the premier elite saucy mother lover, don’t swear,

super hero, God man king, filmmaker, man child genius, Muhamed Achmed,

uber Fuhverh, lexicology, arithmaticology, gold, diamond, new teeth, gap

filled, punk arsed carcass.



King god demi-god, king man



Emperor



Neon the light bulb, pluto.



Pluto warrior aka tony kaye me myself and hero



My her uber sensation, feeling hard breath



Stare



Muscled metabolism



sword scar king



mirror, mirror scissor,



I am hero. God to you to me to Jesus, Moses



In association with feeling and being and giving yourself



freely, completely, openly.



Thy kingdom is mine and thou should feel happy that I can give you

whatever you want because



Your name is on a door



and you wear a uniform and you are skilled.



Dover soul



sucker sweet



ever lasting



eat my meat, bitch.



all of you, bow



Jacob, Isaac, power flower



I am the Reebok, Kodak, Fuji, Adidas, Mizumo, Nike, Umbro

aristocracy.



Back off ouzi, glock.



Look at me, fear me, worship me



I am my hero, your hero, your mothers’ hero



I am god to film, I am a camera,



infinite lens king.



Music,



Mankind, kind, yes,



know it, show it bow.



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