Tony Kaye, despite annoucing last year that he was quitting
commercials in order to pursue his dream of creating an Andy
Warhol-style Factory of artistic talent, is keeping busy.
When not exchanging words with McCann-Erickson over a recent problematic
Bacardi shoot, he is writing poetry.
Below is printed his charming contribution to this week’s feature, Me
and My Hero, in which we discover that the the most famous film director
of this or any other generation has as his hero ... Tony Kaye. Heaven
knows why we could only find space on the Diary page to print this
nonsense (surely ’masterpiece?’ TK).
I, I, I, I Said me, I, I.
Said the captain of the premier elite saucy mother lover, don’t swear,
super hero, God man king, filmmaker, man child genius, Muhamed Achmed,
uber Fuhverh, lexicology, arithmaticology, gold, diamond, new teeth, gap
filled, punk arsed carcass.
King god demi-god, king man
Emperor
Neon the light bulb, pluto.
Pluto warrior aka tony kaye me myself and hero
My her uber sensation, feeling hard breath
Stare
Muscled metabolism
sword scar king
mirror, mirror scissor,
I am hero. God to you to me to Jesus, Moses
In association with feeling and being and giving yourself
freely, completely, openly.
Thy kingdom is mine and thou should feel happy that I can give you
whatever you want because
Your name is on a door
and you wear a uniform and you are skilled.
Dover soul
sucker sweet
ever lasting
eat my meat, bitch.
all of you, bow
Jacob, Isaac, power flower
I am the Reebok, Kodak, Fuji, Adidas, Mizumo, Nike, Umbro
aristocracy.
Back off ouzi, glock.
Look at me, fear me, worship me
I am my hero, your hero, your mothers’ hero
I am god to film, I am a camera,
infinite lens king.
Music,
Mankind, kind, yes,
know it, show it bow.
