Campaign Diary: For the record

For the record: Billy Mawhinney would like it to be pointed out that he was not, repeat not, ’comatose on the carpet’ at the recent APL bash (Diary, 7 March).

For the record: Billy Mawhinney would like it to be pointed out

that he was not, repeat not, ’comatose on the carpet’ at the recent APL

bash (Diary, 7 March).



The photo of Nick Welch and Leon Jaume holding microphones and seemingly

looking at the floor (where we suggested Billy was parked) is

misleading, apparently. They were, in fact, looking at all the pairs of

girls’ panties flung on stage by way of appreciation of their rendition

of Hank Williams’ I’m so Lonesome I Could Cry.



Billy wasn’t even at the party. He says.



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