Beware. If you’re not being driven home by a Campaign staffer (see
left), then you’re as likely to find yourself chauffeured by a former
Robert Williamson, a former Mortimer Whittaker O’Sullivan suit who can
spot a piss-artist and business opportunity a mile off, is the founder
of ScooterMan. If you’ve overdone it, call 0171-727 5255 and he’ll nip
round on his folding scooter, stick it into your car boot and drive you
home - allowing you to disgrace yourself in your very own car.
Like the anonymous agency staffer who passed out on the back seat and
then, upon awakening, demanded to know who Williamson was and what the
hell he was doing in his car.
With an impressive client list that includes the likes of Cliff Richard
(he never touches a drop, surely?) advertising luminaries can expect to
be well looked after. Don’t worry, Ms Rainey, we’ve taken the liberty of
passing on your details.