It seems that the Big Breakfast can be as saucy as it wants with
its ’Pun Down’ section but a pea being tickled is too rude for those
tender presenters, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan.
The show featured the Vegetarian Society’s new campaign which aims to
position vegetarians as a sexy alternative to carnivores.
But Channel 4 lawyers chopped two bits of the cinema ad, which has been
given a 15 certificate, namely, a pea being tickled and a peach oozing
with creme fraiche. They were deemed just too risque for a 7am slot.
Instead, two screens flashed up at the appropriate times screaming, ’too