CAMPAIGN DIARY: Trevor’s a dog. Really

A shaggy dog story indeed. The National Canine Defence League took

its mascot down to the Labour Party Conference to take part in a charity

presentation.

We were saddened to hear that the pooch wasn’t up for adoption because

he has no memory.

Fond as we are of dogs on this page, we asked after his name. ’Trevor’

we were told by a press officer, ’after Trevor Beattie.’

Good lord, they’ll be naming a rose after him next.