So who’s up and who’s down after last week’s parade of top
Valentine totty? Mike Perry says we printed an unflattering post-malaria
picture of him; Nick Emery of the Network wants an apology for being
excluded; and Jake Nava can be reached on 0171-499 6452.
There’s no news from the incredibly talented Gerard de Thame ... but
seeing as he’s, well, incredibly talented, there’s bound to be soon -
and we’ll bring it straight to you