The Crayon Detectives

"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's going on 'ere, then?" A big financial deal went down in adland last week and, by the look of the photo below, the Yard had to be called in.

Meet Detectives Hicklin, Runacus and Brown, aka the senior partners at The Crayon Group, which was recently acquired by Karma Communications. You don't have to be Inspector George Gently to work out these guys harbour secret ambitions to star in their own TV detective series.