DIARY: The agency boss, the lapdancer and a new version of phone sex

While busty ladies at the lapdancing 'gentlemen's' club Spearmint Rhino seems to be the order of this week (see lead story), we hear the club might have a bigger following in the industry shadows than had been previously thought.

A recent agency visitor - 'someone in an executive role' according to our source, no less - decided to polish off dinner with a client by indulging in a night-cap of a more sordid nature at said venue.

On the way into this fleshy establishment, the man in question apparently put in a quick call to his wife, saying he would be home later. Then the two bounced in to feast their eyes on the buxom laydeez, who we hear from our source dance totally nude. 'Not that I know what goes on there,' the informer said rather too hurriedly.

However, the naked truth of the matter is that while the laydee was performing her routine for our man, her gyrations inadvertently knocked his mobile phone - and, more specifically, the redial button from his last call.

Needless to say his wife was understandably less than impressed to be privy to such a cosy event. Well, when you play with fire ...