Diary: Barclaycard forecasts P45 for Juande Ramos

Please don't tell your latest Spurs joke to Campaign's solitary White Hart Lane season ticket holder. Don't you think he's suffered enough? And he's heard them all.

Like how Haringey Council declined to sell Spurs land on which to build a new stadium. A spokesman said: "We're happy to allow a funfair there once a year but we draw the line at a circus once a week." However, our man couldn't help but marvel at the prophetic Barclays ad in Sunday's match programme.

A glum-looking Ramos is heading a queue of famous managers at a cashpoint. Two places behind him is his successor, Harry Redknapp, looking for all the world like he's ordering Ramos to vamos.